All You Need Is A Clipboard To Fight Ebola

We now know why the mysterious man who was aiding the evacuation of 29-year-old Ebola patient Amber Vinson onto a plane wasn't wearing a hazmat suit or any other protective gear.

"Our medical professionals in the biohazard suits have limited vision and mobility, and it is the protocol supervisor’s job to watch each person carefully and give them verbal directions to ensure no close contact protocols are violated," a Phoenix Air spokesperson told ABC News.

"There is absolutely no problem with this and in fact ensures an even higher level of safety for all involved," the spokesperson told ABC.

That sounds about right. America F&*k yeah!!!!!