Seeking Football Coach: Experience Not Required

Attention sports enthusiasts! Wanted, a head football coach, experience preferred but not required. High school diploma preferred but not required. Applicants must be willing and able to work with late 70’s / early 80’s equipment and technology. Familiarity with VCR’s, micro fish and fax machines a plus. Please have your affluent benefactor contact the UNLV Athletic Department at 1-800- for-sale

The latest out of the RJ is the Maloof’s back June Jones for the UNLV job, before that was Tony Sanchez was guaranteed to be Bobby Hauck’s successor, with the Frattita’s forking over 30 million. All come to find out speculative BS. Now the RJ is reporting Ashton Cave the manager of the Mountain Ridge Little Leaguers is the front runner, backed by Tom Bodett from Motel 6.

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